Your Daily Muslim #578: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais

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Rule #1 of Grindr selfies: Clean your mirror! (For those unfamiliar, Grindr, the app I templated Yaken's picture into, is the gay hookup app used by Islamic serial killer Muhammed Ejaz) Rule #1 of slutty Grindr selfies: Clean your mirror! (For those unfamiliar, Grindr, the app I templated Yaken’s picture into, is the gay hookup app used by Islamic serial killer Muhammed Ejaz)

(Note: Islam Yaken Aly Khomais is probably not actually gay. I sometimes put Muslims’ selfies in the Grindr template because it allows for many jokes to be made. Sorry, gay dudes. I know what y’all were thinking, but he’s not going to wage anal jihad on you or let you do so to him. The next time this mujahid probably plans on getting laid is by his 72 virgins in jannat al-firdaus (Islamic heaven)… or so he thinks.)

Born into a rather affluent lifestyle and raised in Cairo, Egypt, university-educated Islam Yaken Aly Khomais isn’t the type most would peg to become a jihadist. However, that’s exactly what happened. Yaken cut off most of his social ties…

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